Just an engineer, playing the post grad game.
Hobbies include: getting a little too drunk on weeknights, talking to my dog like he's a person, and overly excessive cursing at my golf clubs.
I hate those underage sluts…I can no longer oogle at 19 year old sluts because now they are 15 year old sluts and I can’t tell the difference…I’m too handsome to go to jail.
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Maybe Brian was too lazy to continue writing
JayTas is the diarrhea you get on Hole 4
…I don’t think that applies here
To be honest…I don’t know how to respond to that.
But was it worse than a JayTas column? I say no.
An evening with pizza is 95% better than sex? Who are you having sex with?
Beat me to it
I hate those underage sluts…I can no longer oogle at 19 year old sluts because now they are 15 year old sluts and I can’t tell the difference…I’m too handsome to go to jail.
Don’t forget New York
What god do we have sacrifice JayTas to bring back Brian?
6. JayTas
I wish JayTas would have left instead of Brian
Ugh..bandwagon Royals fans are the #worst
Brian had a dad bod
Was this Brian’s wedding?
Apparently ‘Meh’ you
And if you cheer for the Browns, you will be super excited and then Week 1 happens and you will be already looking forward to the next year’s draft.
and apparently having big boobs…What up gurl?
If a guy wanted to take you on a date on the same night as the NFL Draft, he probably wasn’t much of a man anyway.
He toyed with my emotions…I feel violated