Two years ago I was an eager college senior who couldn’t wait to graduate and take the world by storm. Today, I wish I could travel through time and punch that eager moron in the face. PGP.
There’s nothing like pouring off-brand syrup on off-brand Eggo waffles to remind you that your college degree was abso-fucking-lutely worth it. PGP.
“Show me the law where it says we can’t make interns do wall-sits.” PGP.
Well, this is certainly one way to deal with all your empties.
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