Quick heads-up to everyone, and it depends on your state law and how nice your officer is: but if you’re drunk and simply only charging your phone or sleeping in your car while behind the wheel you can get charged with a DUI. Has happened to multiple people I know back in undergrad days. Probably varies by how drunk you are and if it looks like you’re actually trying to drive the car, but be careful.
To add to this I think it takes a decent person to ask what they did wrong when they get ghosted or broken up with. He could have just claimed she was the problem and he did nothing wrong. He’s trying to get better here, even if it means lowering his pride for a little.
Second hand scaries after being back at the alma mater for homecoming and witnessing a situation like broken knee cap girl. Guy absolutely ate it outside the bar, but took it like a champ and went right on in looking fresh out of a brawl. Then he proceeded to puke all over the bar and bartender while trying his best to order a drink. It was 11:30 am.
You should’ve played the long game and waited until you got married. If she takes your last name then let her pronounce it wrong for awhile and then finally correct her.
I have the mouth herps (cold sores) and have been getting flare-ups since I was a kid so I sorta know your pain. The stats Dill mentioned really helped me just mentally deal with having them.
If we’re at the gym and you’re taking forever on a machine and it is the only machine of its kind then I’m seeing if I can work in. I’m not trying to spend hours at they gym.
Good luck in the comments #4. I’m not quite sure there’s any qualifying your situation.
Being someone who has severe anxiety when it comes to flying, fear-mongering news channels are the last thing I need. Especially when Southwest was having their string of issues.
Yeah I’ll pass on the giant spinning wheel that takes you way up in the sky. It may be better built than the one at the street fair that creaks and shakes, but I’m still gonna pass.
Being setup is one of the most stress-inducing ways to get someone because it means you both share a mutual friend or two. You know they’re gonna be telling that mutual friend about you after the date.
Splitting the bill evenly is definitely contingent. If some Chad decides to rack up one hell of a bill and I’m just there for the bottomless mimosas, you bet your ass I’m not carrying his weight on the check. Also how is ensuring there are bottomless mimos not a commandment?
I had a drunk friend who would habitually black out each time we went out and wander away from us. After we found him face down in a ditch, thankfully alive, we started strapping one of these bad boys on him whenever he was reaching black out stage. Worked like a charm.
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Quick heads-up to everyone, and it depends on your state law and how nice your officer is: but if you’re drunk and simply only charging your phone or sleeping in your car while behind the wheel you can get charged with a DUI. Has happened to multiple people I know back in undergrad days. Probably varies by how drunk you are and if it looks like you’re actually trying to drive the car, but be careful.
That’s the whole point of the column.
Yet you’re here and commenting.
To add to this I think it takes a decent person to ask what they did wrong when they get ghosted or broken up with. He could have just claimed she was the problem and he did nothing wrong. He’s trying to get better here, even if it means lowering his pride for a little.
I need this meet-cute to happen. I need to believe these can happen.
Which Smash Bros though?
Nah if that dude was sober enough to get it up he noticed. There’s no way someone doesn’t feel that. Kudos to you on the recovery though.
Hold up. I had to do a damn double-take because I know I didn’t write this.
Second hand scaries after being back at the alma mater for homecoming and witnessing a situation like broken knee cap girl. Guy absolutely ate it outside the bar, but took it like a champ and went right on in looking fresh out of a brawl. Then he proceeded to puke all over the bar and bartender while trying his best to order a drink. It was 11:30 am.
You should’ve played the long game and waited until you got married. If she takes your last name then let her pronounce it wrong for awhile and then finally correct her.
Puking on a plane is my nightmare. You’re now THAT person and there’s no escape from it.
I have the mouth herps (cold sores) and have been getting flare-ups since I was a kid so I sorta know your pain. The stats Dill mentioned really helped me just mentally deal with having them.
If we’re at the gym and you’re taking forever on a machine and it is the only machine of its kind then I’m seeing if I can work in. I’m not trying to spend hours at they gym.
Good luck in the comments #4. I’m not quite sure there’s any qualifying your situation.
Being someone who has severe anxiety when it comes to flying, fear-mongering news channels are the last thing I need. Especially when Southwest was having their string of issues.
Good luck! You’ll be great.
I’ve never heard “but hey, it’s Vegas” used to precede something good. And company gala girl, I want to party with you and your friends.
Yeah I’ll pass on the giant spinning wheel that takes you way up in the sky. It may be better built than the one at the street fair that creaks and shakes, but I’m still gonna pass.
My parents don’t even bother to ask why I didn’t pick up the phone on Saturday or Sunday morning. They know why and they want to pretend they don’t.
Being setup is one of the most stress-inducing ways to get someone because it means you both share a mutual friend or two. You know they’re gonna be telling that mutual friend about you after the date.
Splitting the bill evenly is definitely contingent. If some Chad decides to rack up one hell of a bill and I’m just there for the bottomless mimosas, you bet your ass I’m not carrying his weight on the check. Also how is ensuring there are bottomless mimos not a commandment?
I had a drunk friend who would habitually black out each time we went out and wander away from us. After we found him face down in a ditch, thankfully alive, we started strapping one of these bad boys on him whenever he was reaching black out stage. Worked like a charm.