Not telling people I still have a perfect bracket in fear of being “that guy.”

I would be lying if I said I had any intention of doing any actual work today.

Shouldn’t have had that last Jameson. PGP.

Been thinking about Whiskey since 8:30am. PGP

Hearing the cringing sound of “Do you mind doing..” from your incompetent cowoker. PGP

Switching to a non-commission job was the worst thing that ever happened to my motivation. PGP.

Getting pinched for not wearing green. PGP.