I threatened a group of teenagers that I would get them kicked out of the movie, if they didn’t be quiet. PGP.

Anytime a co-worker asks me what I’ve been up to at work, the go to response is: “Just been putting out some fires”

I got to sleep in til 6:30 today.

The dreaded warm toilet seat. PGP.

“Let’s meet after 5pm – is that too late for you?” Uhhhh… PGP.

LeBron unfollowing his employer. PGP.

Today I’ve sent two complaint emails to companies about packages being delivered later than the estimated dated PGP

Getting rejection e-mails from companies you don’t remember applying to. PGP