jw0390

Member Since 05/19/2017

  • jw0390 7 years ago on The Brunette Across The Room, Part Three

    Alpha move in my opinion, let that slap-dick know that the game is over. Sure its embarrassing for our lady friend here but, imagine being the guy who just got beer dumped on him in front of his coworkers? I have a strong feeling that Duda left out the part where Steven from accounting, screamed “PUSSSSAYYYYYYYYYY” as old fuck boy walked into the kitchen to dry himself off.

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  • jw0390 7 years ago on The Brunette Across The Room, Part Two

    Great work Duda, The scene you paint is incredibly visceral. I can almost smell the beer in that dingy basement, I can feel the loud thud of Calvin Harris banging in the background slowly fading as you make eye contact with the lady, and of course, the feelings of perfection that one gets when a new relationship blossoms ,”In the infancy of a romantic liaison, there isn’t a whole lot to fight about. One tends to have a permanent smile on their face for the first few months when they become involved.”

    Keep it up.

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  • jw0390 7 years ago on The Art Of Setting Up Your Friends

    In the history of people setting up their friends with other acquaintances I can assure you there is a 5% success rate and the other 95% of the time its getting a text right after from said friend that reads either “that was interesting” or my personal favorite “he’s nice..”

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  • jw0390 7 years ago on You're Not 'Funemployed' — You're Just Rich

    Nothing better than grinding through the middle of the week and seeing an inherently good looking and well off person (thanks to mom and dad) posting a picture on top of a mountain in Ecuador while holding a sick yoga pose with the caption “Finding one’s self through hard work and dedication is the habit of the successful” Its like yeah…soo we all know your parents are funding this after your recent meltdown because you got fired from your first job 6 months after graduation for showing up late multiple times.

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  • jw0390 7 years ago on Live From The Friend Zone: It’s Signals, Jerry, It’s Signals

    Yeah sooo… I can tell you how this one plays out. She goes to Europe, hooks up with some random guy. Next morning she will get a text from her ex telling her he misses her. She’ll feel guilty for trying to move on too quick, so they plan to chat when she gets back. A week after she gets back she’ll text you out of the blue with something like “HIIIIII omg when are we going to hang out?”

    You’ll take the bait and meet up at a local Fuddruckers, and while you suck down your Blue Hurricane through one of those loopy straws made for a 10 year old she’ll don a smirk and hit you with the “Sooooo me and not so funny are kinda talking agian” And there you are stuck with a $65 tab and crushed expectations.

    Pro tip : F****** run, if a girl ever texts you after breaking up with a boyfriend its because she feels vulnerable and needs reassurance from a FRIEND.

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  • jw0390 7 years ago on The Problem With Fate & Relationships

    Things do happen for a reason.

    And when you finally meet the one you’re supposed to spend the rest of your life with, it will all make sense. All the tears, the confusion, and the uncertainty of life will appear not as this big jumbled mess that no one including your self could sort out but rather learning stages that have shaped who you are as a person.

    Looking back I’m so grateful for every break up and every point of rejection, because if those things wouldn’t of happened, it would of never forced me to look inward and improve the things I needed to fix. (i.e. like leaving my bong collection out when I first met my fiance’s parents)

    Clarity comes with time and maturity, and it sounds like you’re on your way to finding the right person.

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  • jw0390 7 years ago on I Need To Be A Moped Guy This Summer

    Best decision I ever made, aside from finally signing up and being able to make my first post on this derelict website. Got a Vespa about a year ago and its life changing, I never have to worry about parking or getting pulled over. A wise man once told me, “Cops could give two shits about a white guy on a scooter”

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