Jordanchase17

Member Since 03/21/2014

Justifying early day drinking because you’ll probably get to bed at a decent hour. PGP.

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Considering rubbing one out in the office bathroom just to pass the time. PGP.

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Sure working at Initech was soul-crushing, and Lumbergh was a douche, but at least they got Hawaiian shirt Fridays. PGP.

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Praying your check goes in at midnight to cover your “Thirsty Thursday” bar tab. PGP.

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Daydreaming about which on the job injury you could sue the most for. PGP.

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Using your rest time between sets at the gym to text about where you’re going for drinks after.

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Using extra hand sanitizer to mask the smell of last night’s happy hour.

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