Johnny D

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Member Since 01/28/2015

Trying To Get A Girlfriend Is Exhausting

I Hate Turning My Back On Classic Light Beer, But I’m A Michelob Ultra Man Now

Playing Music During Sex Just Feels A Little Forced

Watch President Trump Stuff Michigan’s Governor In A Locker

A Hot Cup Of Folgers Truly Is The Best Part Of Waking Up

How To Mingle At A House Party When You Hate Mingling At House Parties

I’m Engaging In The Chase: Coffee And A Bowl Of Mixed Nuts

What Kind Of Music Will You Be Listening To When You’re 45 And Have Two Kids?

The Cigarette Break During Work Is Total Hogwash

Girl Scout Cookies Are Overrated And It’s High Time We Stop Buying Them