Went to Chicago for the second time ever last month, hit a dive before the Cubs day game and the bartender offered me a Keystone and a shot of Malort for $5, clearly seeing I wasn’t a local. Didn’t know what Malort was but needless to say I will not be as trusting of the local bartenders in the future.
Cosign, although my Monday indifference is usually shattered when my coworker with Irish twins under 3 years old whose been up since 5am asks me what I did this weekend before I have the chance to sit down.
Also, I’m here for this paragraph structure; makes it easy to read a couple lines in between bites at my desk.
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If anything it’s always entertaining to post up at that cafe and watch the homeless people outside the Park St red line stop yell at tourists.
Big shouts to your cousin for not even having the decency to teach you how to load a shotgun before bringing you to his club.
“doling out technicals with the quickness” had me dead
I about lost my mind when Micah talked about pullin up to the office with a “sixer” of bigass muffins.
You, sir, are living in the future.
This is why we have Nived in our lives. To show us the light. tyfys.
Need more unhinged Duda on Touching Base. Maybe a weekly/monthly 5 min call to see what he’s currently mad about.
Not trying to be snobby beer guy but what Oktoberfest is 8.2% and is also a twist off?
Things I Used to Crank to was yet another hard hitting nostalgia piece from Duda. Kid’s been on a tear recently.
I have a German Shepherd and a black lab. Both are not only couch dogs but are also lap dogs. So, yes.
Imagine making a list of top HBO shows having never seen the best one and then posting it on the internet.
Went to Chicago for the second time ever last month, hit a dive before the Cubs day game and the bartender offered me a Keystone and a shot of Malort for $5, clearly seeing I wasn’t a local. Didn’t know what Malort was but needless to say I will not be as trusting of the local bartenders in the future.
lol
*hits blunt*
Using Dick Perry in the thumbnail is clickbait and you know it, Maxwell. Respect the hustle tho.
Cosign, although my Monday indifference is usually shattered when my coworker with Irish twins under 3 years old whose been up since 5am asks me what I did this weekend before I have the chance to sit down.
Also, I’m here for this paragraph structure; makes it easy to read a couple lines in between bites at my desk.
Gotta love the iPhone X feature that only shows the preview when it recognizes who’s looking at the screen. Otherwise it’ll just say ‘notification’.
I always wonder what taking an edible and listening to Nived talk would be like.
This is the premise of the book (or Ben Affleck movie) Gone Girl almost exactly.
Hey Dave,
The website is telling me they’ll pick the winners 5/18, however here you’re telling me they’ll be picked 6/18. Please advise.
Best,
Johnny