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JayTas 10 years ago on Universal Is Opening A Nintendo Theme Park, Your 10-Year-Old Self Is Gonna Crap His Pants At last count, Universal Parks and Resorts had a revenue of just shy of $2 billion. In 2014, Disney Parks made $2.2 billion in PROFITS. On $15.1 billion in revenue. I could go on highlighting the differences, but I think those numbers speak for themselves. 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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JayTas 10 years ago on Most Beaten Down Guy Ever Loses Job, Spends $26,000 To Watch The Knicks Lose All Year Good Lord, if you’re gonna insult me, at least be clever about it. This is fucking pathetic. -3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Nope. I’ll tell that story soon enough.
In due time.
Talking to women sounds awful.
Yeah. Definitely gonna listen to two attractive, not broke women over some troll with a username so clever, Carlos Mencia came up with it.
Speaking of trolling, I see you’ve been commenting about me even though I haven’t been on here. You obsessed with me bro? That’s kinda weird.
But…Girls don’t poop.
At last count, Universal Parks and Resorts had a revenue of just shy of $2 billion.
In 2014, Disney Parks made $2.2 billion in PROFITS. On $15.1 billion in revenue.
I could go on highlighting the differences, but I think those numbers speak for themselves.
If we’re being honest, I’m usually having sex with Pizza.
6.) JayTas
If you think you can do better, write something yourself. The “Submit” button is right up there near the top. Go on. Take a crack at it.
Good Lord, if you’re gonna insult me, at least be clever about it. This is fucking pathetic.
Brian would whip my wholesale ass any day of the week.
*Your
Shithead.
Good thing your username isn’t HashtagProdigy, because #JustJayTasThings might be the worst hashtag I’ve ever seen in my life.
Now THAT’S an idea. I like the way your brain works.
…You guys DO know I don’t work for HQ, right? I’ve never even been to Austin. You’re asking the wrong dude.
Your mother didn’t seem to mind it.
I have never read NYMag. Fight me.
How’d you find my high school yearbook picture?
Wish your mother didn’t drop you on your head as an infant, but, well, here we are.
Why don’t you sit the next couple of plays out, champ?