Completely agree. Part of the joy of being in a relationship (and not just casually hooking up) is getting to be 100% real with someone and letting them know all those pent up and fucked up desires.
Just speaking from my own experience – those are things that porn can’t satisfy and are certainly not representative of any area that’s “lacking” in the bedroom.
First single V-Day in 10 years. Heart shaped pizza, wine, and my bathtub are calling my name! Happy Day to all of you, whether single, committed or somewhere in between!
I’m not going to lie…this gave me a lot of feels. As someone who frequently lays awake at night feeling like I’m just playing “house” with my kids and am winging it day to day, I’ve started to realize there is a good chance I’ll never feel like I have it together.
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Completely agree. Part of the joy of being in a relationship (and not just casually hooking up) is getting to be 100% real with someone and letting them know all those pent up and fucked up desires.
Just speaking from my own experience – those are things that porn can’t satisfy and are certainly not representative of any area that’s “lacking” in the bedroom.
“Cookies are for dessert and certainly not for 10:30 in the morning.”
Those are lies, sir.
sup
But why? Maybe I’m doing it wrong.
Wait. Why is it so awful? Is this a common feeling?
I ~love~ it.
Count me in.
Welcome to Minneapolis, we’re not all bad here. Also we don’t put “the” in front of our highway numbers.
Ashley I is my favorite train wreck to watch on TV.
Also, I’d like to double up on your sup to Mr. Watson.
RIP Todd
Buddy, you gotta get it together
First single V-Day in 10 years. Heart shaped pizza, wine, and my bathtub are calling my name! Happy Day to all of you, whether single, committed or somewhere in between!
Congrats on the reduction to 3x a week, Brian.
I’m going with Lauren B. here
I will not feel shitty being single on V-Day because I’m buying myself a heart shaped pizza and I get to eat it all.
I was literally clenching my entire body while reading this. I can’t imagine inflicting that much pain on myself.
I’ve never even thought to CUT it out. Ponytails are cancelled until people start acting right. My God.
Why do so many people in these stories refer to themselves as “daddy” and “mama”….?
If it was Max that emailed you asking about Mia…the answer is still no
I’m not going to lie…this gave me a lot of feels. As someone who frequently lays awake at night feeling like I’m just playing “house” with my kids and am winging it day to day, I’ve started to realize there is a good chance I’ll never feel like I have it together.
Krystal wearing a leopard costume and calling herself a cougar deserves more bashing.