One thing led to another and your boy ended up closing down the bar last night. Woke up feeling no pain courteously of those $2.50 domestics. Cold brew to the dome baby, gotta be proactive on this one before things get messy. Gonna power through the day and do it all over again tonight. Rinse, lather, repeat. It ain’t rocket science. Get at me, Friday.
FOUND MYSELF AT A DIRE CROSSROADS OF A “TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT” SITUATION WITH MY JAVA. WASTING THOSE MAGIC BEANS?? HA! I’M NO FOOL. TOOK THAT LARGE COLD BREW STRAIGHT TO THE DOME. FITBIT HAS MY HEART RATE REGISTERED AT 139 BPM. I FEEL LIKE WALKER AND TEXAS RANGER ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW. COMING AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY, WEDNESDAY
WAS FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER THIS WEEKEND BUT #DCO NATION NEVER STOPS. FUCK A SUDAFED, FUCK A MUCINEX, COLD BREW IS THE ONLY MEDICINE YOUR BOY NEEDS. I’M READY TO BUST THIS MONDAY WIDE OPEN LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN TO A BRICK WALL, OH YEEEEAH
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Who hurt you?
That And1 shirt was a panty dropper
One thing led to another and your boy ended up closing down the bar last night. Woke up feeling no pain courteously of those $2.50 domestics. Cold brew to the dome baby, gotta be proactive on this one before things get messy. Gonna power through the day and do it all over again tonight. Rinse, lather, repeat. It ain’t rocket science. Get at me, Friday.
HUNGOVER BUT THESE DEALS AREN’T GONNA CLOSE THEMSELVES. COLD BREW BABY, ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE
FOUND MYSELF AT A DIRE CROSSROADS OF A “TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT” SITUATION WITH MY JAVA. WASTING THOSE MAGIC BEANS?? HA! I’M NO FOOL. TOOK THAT LARGE COLD BREW STRAIGHT TO THE DOME. FITBIT HAS MY HEART RATE REGISTERED AT 139 BPM. I FEEL LIKE WALKER AND TEXAS RANGER ALL JACKED UP ON MOUNTAIN DEW. COMING AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY, WEDNESDAY
I lost a ton of money on that Sugar Bowl disaster of his. What a bloody shambles that was
I thought intern Olivia was supposed to be editing submissions for errors?
Shane Falco vs. Johnny Utah, who ya got?
WAS FEELING UNDER THE WEATHER THIS WEEKEND BUT #DCO NATION NEVER STOPS. FUCK A SUDAFED, FUCK A MUCINEX, COLD BREW IS THE ONLY MEDICINE YOUR BOY NEEDS. I’M READY TO BUST THIS MONDAY WIDE OPEN LIKE THE KOOL-AID MAN TO A BRICK WALL, OH YEEEEAH
Vodka on a bed of soda with a hint of lime. It’s a family recipe
Making the trek with some buddies to the old college town for some NSFW fun. Strap in
I should probably be concerned about how excited I am that you got laid
People wanted to party with Farley and Belushi because of their raging drug problems, not because they were fat…
Living vicariously through Todd and girl’s weekly relationship updates, PGP
The dudes an alpha, even his IG handle says so. Take notes DeFries
Name checks out
Don’t you dare ruin Nick like you did with Duda
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Shoutout to Halligans tho…