I started riding one a few years ago in college and now they are all over that campus.
Gotta go with the big wheels though so a stick or pebble doesn’t ruin your day.
This happened to my buddy, he was at 6+ cups a day, finally decided that he had to quit. Since he said he can focus and operate just as well, without any coffee at all.
I still make sure he can smell mine though because watching him squirm at the thought of a cup is hilarious.
Yea I agree with saying more to make a good impression. Sure you can probably get drinks still, but the higher quality matches would be less inclined.
It’s like writing a shit personal essay for your college apps because “somebody will let me in.”
I definitely blindly right swipe, but I can only extend once every 24 hours (if I even remember) and its completely plausible I will match more than one girl I want to talk to in 24 hours.
You’re definitely limiting your options by sticking to that criteria.
Also, you described what Tinder is like for every dude ever. Rough life huh?
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I started riding one a few years ago in college and now they are all over that campus.
Gotta go with the big wheels though so a stick or pebble doesn’t ruin your day.
It’s not coming… Just figured you should know the truth
“Chest lettuce”, amazing imagery.
Coffee meets bagel drives me up a wall.
They did tell me I’m one of the most like bagels though? PGPM?
This happened to my buddy, he was at 6+ cups a day, finally decided that he had to quit. Since he said he can focus and operate just as well, without any coffee at all.
I still make sure he can smell mine though because watching him squirm at the thought of a cup is hilarious.
So are you telling me I should not be getting my masters and start fishing? Because I’m down.
I’ll host the viewing party
Idk I’m reading this in urgent care so willing to say I gave them a run for their money..
Austin is the next SF. Calling it.
Expensing in flight drinks. PGPM
Literally making plans for it right now.
Never growing up.
The Vicodin date sounds exactly like something I would pull.
Also, nothing like some perspective to realize your dates could be so much worse.
This is my nightmare.
Yea I agree with saying more to make a good impression. Sure you can probably get drinks still, but the higher quality matches would be less inclined.
It’s like writing a shit personal essay for your college apps because “somebody will let me in.”
I definitely blindly right swipe, but I can only extend once every 24 hours (if I even remember) and its completely plausible I will match more than one girl I want to talk to in 24 hours.
You’re definitely limiting your options by sticking to that criteria.
Also, you described what Tinder is like for every dude ever. Rough life huh?
This is why they don’t learn to be funny
I think we had a column submission about this…
This post, crushed it.
If you’re tall and jewish you’re in the money
This should have been a photo submission. We need more of those.