Usually. But your girlfriends dad doesn’t need to read about how long it took his daughter to do the deed with JD, nor what her hoo-haa smelled like.
Johnny, I think it’s time for a pen name because we want you on #TeamGirlfriend. You’d make double dates a million times more entertaining and id never get in trouble for drinking if you were across the table.
Johnny, my man. I’ve always been a fan of the writings but you can’t actually think that any girl in their right mind would think of you as a long term boyfriend do you? You supplement your income by writing/bragging about your sexual conquests with married women, college aged girls, etc. This is all wildly entertaining to guys our age, but every girl who goes on a date with you just has to google your name and see a thousand red flags. By writing with your real name, you’ve successfully removed a large portion of girls who aren’t cool with their significant other parading around town and treating women as conquests. Imagine what their parents would think if they told them that their new boyfriend is a writer and those parents googled your name.
Anyway this is just my opinion. Love the stories. Keep it up for the #content
I work in a 500+ person office and there’s a nice lil mami who I’ve been exchanging vibes with on the low. Common law dictates thou shall not shit where you eat, but she’s got two certified chest cannons, code named “david. david”. We’ve got a company happy hour coming up tonight, and she’s been asking what time I’m heading over and insinuated we should continue after. This is an ace in the hole. Should I tell her that I’m married with 3 kids?
Would you rather attend every home game to your local women’s professional basketball game for the rest of you life, sober, without any technology. Or lose the pinky on your non dominant hand.
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Usually. But your girlfriends dad doesn’t need to read about how long it took his daughter to do the deed with JD, nor what her hoo-haa smelled like.
Johnny, I think it’s time for a pen name because we want you on #TeamGirlfriend. You’d make double dates a million times more entertaining and id never get in trouble for drinking if you were across the table.
Johnny, my man. I’ve always been a fan of the writings but you can’t actually think that any girl in their right mind would think of you as a long term boyfriend do you? You supplement your income by writing/bragging about your sexual conquests with married women, college aged girls, etc. This is all wildly entertaining to guys our age, but every girl who goes on a date with you just has to google your name and see a thousand red flags. By writing with your real name, you’ve successfully removed a large portion of girls who aren’t cool with their significant other parading around town and treating women as conquests. Imagine what their parents would think if they told them that their new boyfriend is a writer and those parents googled your name.
Anyway this is just my opinion. Love the stories. Keep it up for the #content
I gotchu, dilly
No credit/shout for my idea to bring Liv back on the 69th pod? Where’s the fan love
Sounds cheaper than dating AM I RIGHT???
I’ll stop talking now
THATS THE REAL MILE HIGH CLUB AM I RIGHT?
TOOK YOUR ADVICE AND WOKE UP AND HAD A COLD BREW. ITS 6:30 AND IVE HAD LIQUID POOZ 3 TIMES NOW. ABOUT TO CALL IN SICK.
Tried leaving a message. Got cut off right before the story got interesting per last weeks follow up request. Oh well
Sturg sings the truth
Mutual fund for engagement ring? Get out of my Tuesday dude
WHAMMY!
BROWN LICKAH
Plot twist.
I’m not married with 3 kids, I’m 26 and single AF.
Question for the dudes of the pod.
I work in a 500+ person office and there’s a nice lil mami who I’ve been exchanging vibes with on the low. Common law dictates thou shall not shit where you eat, but she’s got two certified chest cannons, code named “david. david”. We’ve got a company happy hour coming up tonight, and she’s been asking what time I’m heading over and insinuated we should continue after. This is an ace in the hole. Should I tell her that I’m married with 3 kids?
Busy season, man.
Brian….. Brian is that you? Am I the only one who noticed the authors name?!
Wait, do you guys like Joe Rogan? I’ve listened to all of the podcasts and can’t seem to find anyone on this site who likes Joe Rogan.
Also if the 69th podcast is coming up soon invite Liv from Onnit back and tell her I say sup. She’ll know what I’m talking about
Answer my question from last week you cucks.
Would you rather attend every home game to your local women’s professional basketball game for the rest of you life, sober, without any technology. Or lose the pinky on your non dominant hand.
DO YOU GUYS NEED SOMEONE WITH A FINANCE AND VALUATION BACKGROUND TO HELP GET THE COMPANY MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION FOR MORE FUNDING?