Cal state LA is in the hood and like 90% non white. Doubt they even have a green system to be honest. This plan, however, would work wonders at s shithole like Chico state
Sleep Paralysis is the absolute worst. I’ve had it enough to where I now know in my sleep that it’s happening but you literally have to sit there and wait it out while the whole world vibrates, you hallucinate, and you can’t move your pinky finger.
Why is it that every single column written by women on this site is the most depressing thing of my day. I thought this site was supposed to be humorous and dedicated to making us laugh… more of that
Been on 2, you’re absolutely right. Show up after a few drinks with your guy friends, drink more to make it less awkward with new people, aaaaand before you know it you’re on a bar crawl hammered and its 3 AM on Wednesday taking weird pictures with hopes of winning a “groupergram” contest. Usually includes being late to work the next day and the shakes around 3PM. But nonetheless, worth it because you feel young again
“There’s a farmers market that you need to Instagram tomorrow morning, and you don’t want to be hungover for that. You and your other married friends are making it difficult for me to get through to the Match.com rejects I’m here to have hot, casual sex with.”
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I take adderall XR for breakfast. nothing beats a good 7 AM amphetamine high
half chicken half steak, the look on their faces when they try to measure half a scoop always leads to more meat. You’re welcome
Cal state LA is in the hood and like 90% non white. Doubt they even have a green system to be honest. This plan, however, would work wonders at s shithole like Chico state
Sleep Paralysis is the absolute worst. I’ve had it enough to where I now know in my sleep that it’s happening but you literally have to sit there and wait it out while the whole world vibrates, you hallucinate, and you can’t move your pinky finger.
this is amazing, absolutely made my thursday
Why is it that every single column written by women on this site is the most depressing thing of my day. I thought this site was supposed to be humorous and dedicated to making us laugh… more of that
I’m envious of anyone working in social media platforms. sure as hell beats modeling in excel 12 hours a day.
security guards in the office building
it’s time to let go of anchor splash ’09
epic husband gut right there
Rugr drn?
^This
Q:”do you have some time to talk about your financial future”
A:”no, fuck off kid who 1 year ago used to black out and take his pants off”
this felt like something off of buzzfeed. do less
financial consultant? so what kind of insurance are you selling?
i definitely would
this is money
Been on 2, you’re absolutely right. Show up after a few drinks with your guy friends, drink more to make it less awkward with new people, aaaaand before you know it you’re on a bar crawl hammered and its 3 AM on Wednesday taking weird pictures with hopes of winning a “groupergram” contest. Usually includes being late to work the next day and the shakes around 3PM. But nonetheless, worth it because you feel young again
lost it at Fuhrer’s pet, good old bacon
this is kind of a tfm…
“There’s a farmers market that you need to Instagram tomorrow morning, and you don’t want to be hungover for that. You and your other married friends are making it difficult for me to get through to the Match.com rejects I’m here to have hot, casual sex with.”
My god this is amazing