“We pull 8 peoples’ contact info randomly from the stack of resumes we get and interview those.” – HR at my company. I’m no longer proud for having landed ny job.
I really don’t have a problem with parents who bring their kids around. The problem is when the parents don’t know/care how annoying their child is to people around them (because they’ve likely become used to it). General rule of thumb: if the behavior, such as banging spoons on the fucking table, wouldn’t be acceptable for an adult, it’s not acceptable for your child to do either.
Used to do ‘sweet’ things like this in high school and early college, but then I realized the opportunity cost. “Wanna?” at 1 AM takes infinitely less effort and still returns at a decent rate. And when it doesn’t? Oh well, it’s not like I expended much effort. I have no idea if a girl thinks I’m attractive or what she’ll find as a good come-on, and the less I ‘try’ the less let-down there potentially is.
“I only go to concerts so I can watch them through a grainy phone camera as I snapchat the whole thing. I don’t enjoy concerts, at least not like I used to before I had a smartphone, but I want to make sure people know I’m there. Only the perfect instagram gets 100+ likes, and I’ll sacrifice my enjoyment and the $100 price-tag for the concert for that one pic.”
Guys can absolutely be basic. Have you never witnessed two bros in tank-tops discussing supplements? Or guys flexing in the bar bathroom mirror with their button-down sleeves rolled up?
I really don’t mind paying for dinner and drinks. Most men don’t. It makes my little Richard feel a bit bigger. What we hate is when women abuse this courtesy for free meals/drinks (instead of at least half genuine interest, which is all we’re asking for) and then get indignant like “I’m a GIRL. I don’t PAY for anything.”
Kendra, we’re going to a $$$ Yelp reviewed Tapas restaurant Friday night and I’m paying.
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Never question a woman on a rampage, Todd. Rookie mistake.
Chill out, killer.
The idiots who snapchat concerts and the girls who go to baseball games for 3 innings to get 2 snaps of the ballpark. My favorite
Kendra is right, though. If you instagram your workouts, you really do need to jump off a bridge.
The men don’t control the AC, violent menopausal women do. And they want it at 60.
Kendra is banging out so many dudes that SOME OF US have to regress the average back towards the mean.
Is your real wife at least concerned about your emotional affair?
“We pull 8 peoples’ contact info randomly from the stack of resumes we get and interview those.” – HR at my company. I’m no longer proud for having landed ny job.
I really don’t have a problem with parents who bring their kids around. The problem is when the parents don’t know/care how annoying their child is to people around them (because they’ve likely become used to it). General rule of thumb: if the behavior, such as banging spoons on the fucking table, wouldn’t be acceptable for an adult, it’s not acceptable for your child to do either.
The dirty hipsters in that vid make me sick.
Is this leading into the Grandex PGP day rage?
Moderately Aggressive!
Used to do ‘sweet’ things like this in high school and early college, but then I realized the opportunity cost. “Wanna?” at 1 AM takes infinitely less effort and still returns at a decent rate. And when it doesn’t? Oh well, it’s not like I expended much effort. I have no idea if a girl thinks I’m attractive or what she’ll find as a good come-on, and the less I ‘try’ the less let-down there potentially is.
You’re telling me she didn’t leave at least 4 sad-drunk-as-shit voicemails on Todd’s phone? DOUBT
We get it Kendra, you’re getting more post-grad action than us. GAWD
I’d like to imagine this is exactly my experience, but then I look down and my basket is full of frozen pizza and frosted flakes.
“I only go to concerts so I can watch them through a grainy phone camera as I snapchat the whole thing. I don’t enjoy concerts, at least not like I used to before I had a smartphone, but I want to make sure people know I’m there. Only the perfect instagram gets 100+ likes, and I’ll sacrifice my enjoyment and the $100 price-tag for the concert for that one pic.”
Guys can absolutely be basic. Have you never witnessed two bros in tank-tops discussing supplements? Or guys flexing in the bar bathroom mirror with their button-down sleeves rolled up?
I really don’t mind paying for dinner and drinks. Most men don’t. It makes my little Richard feel a bit bigger. What we hate is when women abuse this courtesy for free meals/drinks (instead of at least half genuine interest, which is all we’re asking for) and then get indignant like “I’m a GIRL. I don’t PAY for anything.”
Kendra, we’re going to a $$$ Yelp reviewed Tapas restaurant Friday night and I’m paying.
Chicken and waffles is best served when you’re right on the verge of morning-drunk and hungover. It’s insane how delicious it is.