Is this where I mention I got yelled at for not buying a (non-engagement) ring for my ex for Christmas one year? Starting to hit a little too close to home here
She probably only gives head when sloppy drunk and that’s until she hears Todd’s phone ding from a text message and she’s offended that someone would be texting him while he’s with her.
It’s almost football season aka “you sure take a lot of days off” season. Never mind that I’ve taken less than a weeks worth of vacation for the first 8 months of the year. Fucking Steve
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This one didn’t make me want to put my fist through a wall. You’re slipping Will
Leaving a girl I’ve only slept with once alone in my house? That ain’t happening
Is this where I mention I got yelled at for not buying a (non-engagement) ring for my ex for Christmas one year? Starting to hit a little too close to home here
Congrats. I hate you, but congrats
Real talk that’s a breed I’ve been looking at. Not bad shedders all things considered right?
American Airlines, never again
Well this was unexpected
So my first date tomorrow could tank spectacularly and it wouldn’t be as bad as this scene. Thanks Will.
“I’m sorry that what you did made me angry”
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar
“what do you want with a dude whose bedroom decor consists of a flag for his favorite sports team hung up with thumb tacks? That’s right. Nothing.”
Well apparently I have some re-decorating to do
12. Send you good morning and good night texts
Legitimately been yelled at over this. It was pretty hard to send good morning texts for the ex to wake up to when she was always up before me.
Thank Jesus for stores with comfy boyfriend chairs though
Huh, so that’s what a healthy breakup is like
At least if I ever hear the word “rezzie” in real life I know to run and never look back.
That one will be the most challenging for me. Don’t know how these guys can listen to edm for the entirety of the tailgate
Thanks for the reminder Will. Can’t wait to be cold and still single for the next 4-5 months
Guys will put up with a lot for good, consistent sex
She probably only gives head when sloppy drunk and that’s until she hears Todd’s phone ding from a text message and she’s offended that someone would be texting him while he’s with her.
It’s almost football season aka “you sure take a lot of days off” season. Never mind that I’ve taken less than a weeks worth of vacation for the first 8 months of the year. Fucking Steve