I Have the Memo 10 years ago on Giving Up Beer And The Hidden Consequences That Come With It Don’t be proud. Admit defeat and stop torturing yourself. 13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on Found out they're moving me to Omaha. PGP. At least the cost of living is cheap. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on What I Thought 2015 Would Look Like Versus What 2015 Will Actually Look Like I despise you for using the term “BAE.” -11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on The Sucker's Guide To Working The Day After Christmas ….You serious, Clark? 34 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on A Realistic, Last-Minute Gift Guide For Every Person In Your Life All these hateful comments on Sarah…her therapist will be busy the next few weeks. -26 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on 23 Things That Will Most Likely To Drive You To Murder This Christmas Christmas Vacation and A Christmas Story on TBS are the only movies that need to be on everyone’s holiday film lineup. 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on Just got an email saying we're on track for record profits for the fourth quarter in a row. It was followed up with an email explaining why we're not getting a Christmas bonus. PGP. What was the reason for not getting Christmas bonuses? 28 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on This Organized Run Is 0.0 Miles Long And Features Alcoholic Beverages I’m kicking myself for not thinking of something like this first……where do I sign up? 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on Why The Hell Didn't NBC Air This Hilarious SNL Sketch About Ferguson? Pretty sure that was exactly his point… 23 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on The Ultimate Guide To Which American Cities Have Terrible Drivers I think we can all just agree that driving in any American city with a metro population greater than 200,000 is a nightmare. 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on Gibson Guitar's CEO Is A Huge Asshole About PTO, Sends Super Aggressive Emails To Anyone Who Asks For Time Off Not as harsh as I thought it was going to be after reading the column title, but still not necessary to be this strict to salaried employees. Also could not disagree more about the long weekend policy. Pretty standard to take long weekends, as long as you request it ahead of time. -24 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on My Smoke Detector Has Been Beeping Since Last Week And It's Driving Me Insane So either the fire marshall comes or you end it with your shotgun. You just solved your own problem. 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on The Definitive Power Ranking Of Condiments Yes, you DO put ketchup on a hot dog. This is America. 4 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on 7 Absolutely Fascinating Facts About Our Generation's Defining Condiment, Ranch Dressing I eat a ridiculous amount of ranch dressing with all my meals. This is the column I’ve been waiting for. Thank you. 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on 27 Non-Sexual Turn-Ons That Really Get Guys Going If you find a girl who hates cats and loves dogs, marry her. 132 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on Daniel Tosh Went Scorched Earth On ESPN After They Ripped Off His "Web Redemption" Segment I’m sure he did Michael…..Michael, Bolton? 15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on Why Every Intelligent Couple Should Live Together Before Marriage No you’re not, we know where you stand… -5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on Contractors Screwed Up This Family's Vacation Home In The Worst Way I’m sure at least 18 crazier stories have been reported in Florida since this story went viral. As a resident here, some of the people in this state are batshit crazy. -12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on This Is By Far The Most Disturbing Haunted House In America I can’t even imagine the legal team they have. The liability they have to actually be able to do these types of things to customers is unreal. -1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
I Have the Memo 10 years ago on 5 Popular Vacation Spots And Why They're Stupid Excuse me while I try to regain my footing…There was a giant gust of wind when the satire flew way over your head. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Don’t be proud. Admit defeat and stop torturing yourself.
At least the cost of living is cheap.
I despise you for using the term “BAE.”
….You serious, Clark?
All these hateful comments on Sarah…her therapist will be busy the next few weeks.
Christmas Vacation and A Christmas Story on TBS are the only movies that need to be on everyone’s holiday film lineup.
What was the reason for not getting Christmas bonuses?
I’m kicking myself for not thinking of something like this first……where do I sign up?
Pretty sure that was exactly his point…
I think we can all just agree that driving in any American city with a metro population greater than 200,000 is a nightmare.
Not as harsh as I thought it was going to be after reading the column title, but still not necessary to be this strict to salaried employees.
Also could not disagree more about the long weekend policy. Pretty standard to take long weekends, as long as you request it ahead of time.
So either the fire marshall comes or you end it with your shotgun. You just solved your own problem.
Yes, you DO put ketchup on a hot dog. This is America.
I eat a ridiculous amount of ranch dressing with all my meals. This is the column I’ve been waiting for. Thank you.
If you find a girl who hates cats and loves dogs, marry her.
I’m sure he did Michael…..Michael, Bolton?
No you’re not, we know where you stand…
I’m sure at least 18 crazier stories have been reported in Florida since this story went viral. As a resident here, some of the people in this state are batshit crazy.
I can’t even imagine the legal team they have. The liability they have to actually be able to do these types of things to customers is unreal.
Excuse me while I try to regain my footing…There was a giant gust of wind when the satire flew way over your head.