Just was told…”I’m not throwing you under the bus, but….”

Refreshing for new articles. PGP.

Thinking about picking up smoking to get out of working 20 minutes every two hours. PGP.

The happiest moment of my day was when I realized I left my gym bag at home and couldn’t work out. PGP.

People who TYPE IN ALL CAPS. PGP.

I’ve never had to actually prove I went to college. PGP.

I show up early on Monday and everyone is visibly confused and concerned. PGP

I think the office went to lunch without me. PGP

Ignoring the call on the first ring so my boss thinks I’m actually on the phone with someone.