Stopped for a bagel on my way to work. Someone brought bagels in for the office. PGP

“I apologize for the delay…” (I’ve been putting this off for as long as humanly possible)

Always choosing wrong on your morning commute. PGP

Got a cold Thursday and took a sick day on Friday. Not a single person believes that I’m sick.

“Sorry for the confusion.”

In the future please….PGP

After adding a picture to my LinkedIn profile, I woke up to 4 requests to connect, all guys. One was at 2:15am from a guy I went on a date with 2 years ago. Professional Networking? PGP.

Going after the “low hanging fruit.” Both in business and in pleasure. PGP.

I catch myself saying “kids these days” way too much for a 24 year old. PGP.