Guys, your company gives you free money if you put your paycheck into a 401(k)….being an adult is easy. PGP

Somebody got caught by the office cameras flicking off their boss behind his back. PGP.

Cubicle decorating contests. PGP.

My 6th most visited website at work is the “Blocked by Adminstrator” page.

“If there’s anything else I can do to be helpful…” (If you email again I swear to god…)

Newly single after 18 months. What apps are the kids using today? Pgp

Getting moved from salary to hourly.

I only have blood because I got away from my desk for an hour. PGP