“I’d have to stop to get gas” as an excuse not to drive.

Is anything really getting done this week? PGP

Open bar at the company Christmas party still is not enough to make me want be around these assholes. PGP.

The end of Fantasy Football and the long, long wait to March Madness

“Are you going to have enough to keep you busy over the next 2 weeks?” PGP.

Another weekend, another terrible Tinder date. PGP.

I work at a college. Students are on winter break. I wish I had a winter break. PGP.