Just got wedding invitation to watch a live-steam of the ceremony in Hawaii. Not an invitation to attend but to stream it online. PGP

Having a legitimate plan of action if I win the powerball. #PGP

Gifts I ordered online were guaranteed to arrive by Christmas. They arrived today. PGP.

I didn’t get any cash or practical gift cards for Christmas.

Actually looking forward to work this week, because most of the people I hate are still on vacation. PGP.

Boss just called me from the Bahamas to let me know he was looking at the beach while I am working.