Hoping to one day select ‘Current Balance’ rather than ‘Minimum Payment’. PGP

Every manager and above has the day off and is checking in regularly.

Nicest guy in the office with the angriest music

I must be an asshole for trying to close deals between Christmas and NewYears

Your coworkers telling you that they’ll “See you next year.” As they leave for the long weekend. PGP.

“I’ll wait for the New Year” has slowly become my excuse for everything.

The guy in the stall next to me is trying to start a conversation. PGP