Every morning my first thought is “Wow I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.” PGP

“Hey, you see what the powerball’s at now!?”

And another week of procrastination begins

My iPhone says I’ve exceeded my iCloud storage so I just paid 99cents for more but I still don’t understand the cloud.

Getting a little drunk and applying for new jobs

I’ve been here for almost two years and I still can’t really explain what it is that I do.

I want to quit my job, but I don’t want to deal with the hassle of finding a new one. PGP.