Despite having a graduate degree, one of my job duties is ordering dinner for the office. PGP.

The knock off air freshener smells worse than the shit it’s trying to mask. PGP.

Space Jam is celebrating its 20th anniversary this year. PGP.

Wish I was a teacher today. PGP

My dryer is my second dresser. PGP.

Are we still talking about the powerball?

I’m so jacked for tax season. PGP