Hid in a vacant office to avoid having to sing “Happy Birthday.” PGP.

“Are you ready for this snow?” PGP.

Office replaced the old coffee pots with a Keurig machine, but you have to provide your own k cups.

Telling yourself everyday that you won’t drink after work, then you go to work and lose all self-control. PGP

I actually had to write something down on a piece of paper.