Someone brought tuna into the office and now I can taste it in my coffee.

Upgraded from the binder clip to the Rolodex today.

Some people have a work wife, I have a work mom. PGP.

Knowing a trained monkey could do your job, then realizing you are a trained monkey. PGP.

My roommate that doesn’t clean up after himself brought a dog home last night. PGP.

Strangers on LinkedIn are sending me happy birthday messages. PGP.