H/O H/O, the incest baby is just history repeating itself and it’s all Bran’s fault for being the 3 eyed Raven that’s seemingly unable to simply send a Raven, “DON’T BANG DANY, SHE’S YOUR AUNT!”
If I’ve ever seen a comment that meets the literal definition of a humble brag it’s this one: “My GF and I have a very solid relationship and we shop together at IKEA for $5 end tables.”
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So what are your thoughts on the institution of marriage?
As long as you have enough time to watch some porn I don’t really see the difference between 5 minutes, 15 minutes, or 2 hours.
Here’s your ring, I hope you’re glad I wasted a shitton of money on it in order to probably be miserable like the majority of other married people.
Congrats though, I guess.
You don’t even want to know how much backyard bunkers cost to install in Central Texas bedrock.
I put gas in everything today, I’m set for like 2 months.
Works like a charm.
Going bald seems easier than going to the gym.
H/O H/O, the incest baby is just history repeating itself and it’s all Bran’s fault for being the 3 eyed Raven that’s seemingly unable to simply send a Raven, “DON’T BANG DANY, SHE’S YOUR AUNT!”
That is really fortunate, good to hear. The future rainfall totals are still insane though, hopefully it dies down.
He should probably spend it on water, being that he’s IN Houston.
What about the other 70 some total eclipses that happen this century?
With a short barreled shotgun? What does he need one of those for?
Make sure your cabin has a solid WiFi connection, you’ll probably die if you don’t have access to YouTube videos to teach you how to not be so soft.
Peasant Air.
If I’ve ever seen a comment that meets the literal definition of a humble brag it’s this one: “My GF and I have a very solid relationship and we shop together at IKEA for $5 end tables.”
The meatballs are the heaviest thing at Ikea because all the furniture is filled with cardboard.
Can you imagine Duda riding a horse?
They used to be better when they used premium horsemeat. Still a solid B+.
If he’s 23 and the thought of joining a frat doesn’t make him want to kill himself, he might as well just rush.
GET IT GURLLLL!!!!