Same as every weekend Will, about $100 on liquor, $50 on ammo, and $40 on gas. Well… actually make that $200 on liquor, I started my weekend on Thursday so I forgot about Thursday night and day drinking Friday.
Johnny, you don’t need a thinly veiled “take a picture with the bean” event involving dildos to let us know you’re buying some rubber dicks at the sex shop. You’re safe here.
Not bad, I’m going to put one of my archery targets behind the candy bowl with some bloody arrows in it and put a stand up in the tree. It’s the one night I wish I had a kid cause I’d have lay there and pretend to be dead with a fake arrow through him and his hand in the candy bowl.
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I don’t like texting or talking on the phone in general, I’ll respond but I won’t be happy about it.
Would know, haven’t drank yet this year.
Day drinking prevents morning hangovers.
It’s Wednesday morning, what is wrong with you?
Kill her off like a supporting cast character in a Final Destination film.
If you’re going for the male flight attendant on vacation look, you nailed it.
I’ve got 99 problems, but an engagement at the bean ain’t one.
You guys can take instas together by the bean. Soooo cool!
Home and Garden Supply? Love it.
Same as every weekend Will, about $100 on liquor, $50 on ammo, and $40 on gas. Well… actually make that $200 on liquor, I started my weekend on Thursday so I forgot about Thursday night and day drinking Friday.
If you feel like you can’t bother the waiter to do their job and grab the check without you being a douchebag, just walk away and everyone wins.
Will has been waiting for her to propose for a year now.
Johnny, you don’t need a thinly veiled “take a picture with the bean” event involving dildos to let us know you’re buying some rubber dicks at the sex shop. You’re safe here.
He ran over the neighbor’s flowerbed with his riding mower.
A deer hunter got on his hands and knees to take a look at some tracks. That’s when he got hit by the train.
The dude can’t even get an electric SUV to work. Besides, Texans would just try to shoot down the rockets.
I give them my bridge and tent number, usually on a napkin.
Bears finally get a TD and the guy that does it blows up his leg and it’s overturned. That franchise is a disaster.
Trump’s wall, if you aren’t ticking every -ist and -phobic box on Halloween, wyd?
Not bad, I’m going to put one of my archery targets behind the candy bowl with some bloody arrows in it and put a stand up in the tree. It’s the one night I wish I had a kid cause I’d have lay there and pretend to be dead with a fake arrow through him and his hand in the candy bowl.