Weren’t there more attractive females there that they fired? Maybe Dave’s hands were tied because one of the managers dipped a pen in the company ink (one of the problems in making everyone and their mother a VP of something for no reason).
Your bro JD got axed. He’s definitely going to ask his ex if he can move in and leave his bougie apartment for another Chicago dump. However, this sliver of a bright future for our hero will fail to pass because his generic Chevy sedan will break down in the Ozarks, and not in a part where people vacation but in the part that makes the inbreds of Kentucky look genetically diverse by comparison. This will spell the end for Johnny, like a thud and a splash, but not before an inbred religious cult forces him to replenish their washed up gene pool by procreating with the female equivalent of Golem. In their brief sorrow for their wayward son, the Duda’s will sue Grandex for violating federal employee protection laws, alleging that Johnny was discriminated against for his wardrobe and chopstick legs, and ultimately win an undisclosed amount in a settlement that will shutter Grandex’s doors. However, this branch of the story has a happy ending, using their newfound fortune, the Duda’s will be able to afford in vetro fertilization and raise a daughter that will become a successful environmental engineer.
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“We’re going in a new direction.” Like south?
Someone should check on him.
You’re no Kendra, yet.
Fear not, we’d lament the loss of your vapid insight as well, it’s tradition.
Doodle, sup?
That annoyed me almost as much as Girl in this week’s episode.
Weren’t there more attractive females there that they fired? Maybe Dave’s hands were tied because one of the managers dipped a pen in the company ink (one of the problems in making everyone and their mother a VP of something for no reason).
At least we have Veronica.
I don’t think we’ve decided whether it’s a girl or a gay guy yet.
So… uhhh, anyone have fun plans for the weekend?
Just don’t let it happen again (not the firing, but Veronica’s news).
You left upstate NY… Anywhere is better.
Hey man, it was hard enough on Dave to throw on a smile when crossing paths for weeks with all the people he was about to fire without your bullshit.
Your bro JD got axed. He’s definitely going to ask his ex if he can move in and leave his bougie apartment for another Chicago dump. However, this sliver of a bright future for our hero will fail to pass because his generic Chevy sedan will break down in the Ozarks, and not in a part where people vacation but in the part that makes the inbreds of Kentucky look genetically diverse by comparison. This will spell the end for Johnny, like a thud and a splash, but not before an inbred religious cult forces him to replenish their washed up gene pool by procreating with the female equivalent of Golem. In their brief sorrow for their wayward son, the Duda’s will sue Grandex for violating federal employee protection laws, alleging that Johnny was discriminated against for his wardrobe and chopstick legs, and ultimately win an undisclosed amount in a settlement that will shutter Grandex’s doors. However, this branch of the story has a happy ending, using their newfound fortune, the Duda’s will be able to afford in vetro fertilization and raise a daughter that will become a successful environmental engineer.
Meh.
Charles, is that you?
I found a nice spot to settle down in Cleveland, OH.
Johnny, this is sage advice, pack your travel bag and head down I-35 to Nuevo Laredo.
I feel like Nived’s breakout role will be in a dark comedy where he works for a suicide hotline.