1) Alcohol has calories, just like food, and since we’re talking about minimizing his cost, cutting overpriced appetizers is a good place to start because nobody is cutting the liquor.
2) Tipping the change is a tip, by definition.
3) We’re talking about fetching a beer, not properly making an old fashioned.
It’s the only book kids would line up to buy like it was the next Call of Duty, it worked because it was an interesting story that was also very accessible. That same accessibility pretty much makes them unreadable as a semi-avid adult reader though, and I’ve read a lot of books multiple times. For me, they were an introduction to the fact that books could be good and yes you can read 500 pages of text when you’re 9. Countless other books served to be far more interesting, but didn’t have that same excitement surrounding them as HP did, that’s for sure.
Watched all the movies after DVRing them from HBO for a massive marathon. They were better than I remember. The books would be much, much worse because JKRs writing style was so poor and harry’s introspective whining from book 4 onwards was grating.
TF are you getting apps for? You’re there to drink. Pay for beers in cash so you’re only tipping the change, do you tip gas station attendants when you drive through Jersey? No, because it wasn’t that much work and they made YOU wait for them to come over and do something you can do yourself in 49 other states.
Don’t overspend then. Go on a weeknight to get a couple flights and then leave. Spending more on a first date doesn’t get you anywhere further than hitting it off and not being a douche does, so go with the cheap option to start and build up to overspending for the rest of your life.
Only a hipster would venture to these depths of analysis over a Tweet, you part of the Oakland, Mission, Portland, Hoboken, or Boulder hipster faction?
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Damn, someone lay me off right now. I should be able to find a job in 2-3 months.
Pull out your office bottle of scotch and spike your coffee to keep the ball rolling.
I haven’t woken up that early in my whole life, why would I start as an adult?
“I arrive around 7:15 a.m.”
Read this from bed while working from home, fuuuuuuuuuuuck that.
Congrats! The phrase just seemed equally applicable to conception to pregnancy to newborn, but in disparate ways.
How many weeks along is she?
I don’t know if I can lie that many times in 30 seconds to a girl I met only hours ago at the bar.
11/10 chance I’d use a time turner to send you back to Norway during the Viking age to live on lutefisk.
Double meat, hold the fish.
It’s still illegal in the counties where most Oregonians live but definitely not “in most of Oregon.”
1) Alcohol has calories, just like food, and since we’re talking about minimizing his cost, cutting overpriced appetizers is a good place to start because nobody is cutting the liquor.
2) Tipping the change is a tip, by definition.
3) We’re talking about fetching a beer, not properly making an old fashioned.
It’s the only book kids would line up to buy like it was the next Call of Duty, it worked because it was an interesting story that was also very accessible. That same accessibility pretty much makes them unreadable as a semi-avid adult reader though, and I’ve read a lot of books multiple times. For me, they were an introduction to the fact that books could be good and yes you can read 500 pages of text when you’re 9. Countless other books served to be far more interesting, but didn’t have that same excitement surrounding them as HP did, that’s for sure.
Watched all the movies after DVRing them from HBO for a massive marathon. They were better than I remember. The books would be much, much worse because JKRs writing style was so poor and harry’s introspective whining from book 4 onwards was grating.
TF are you getting apps for? You’re there to drink. Pay for beers in cash so you’re only tipping the change, do you tip gas station attendants when you drive through Jersey? No, because it wasn’t that much work and they made YOU wait for them to come over and do something you can do yourself in 49 other states.
Don’t overspend then. Go on a weeknight to get a couple flights and then leave. Spending more on a first date doesn’t get you anywhere further than hitting it off and not being a douche does, so go with the cheap option to start and build up to overspending for the rest of your life.
Order a flight and then slam pints of what you like, it’s the American way.
She’s going two dudes for the DP.
Everyone knows you only go waist deep in public pools, because pee.
You can buy a smoker and do it yourself.
Only a hipster would venture to these depths of analysis over a Tweet, you part of the Oakland, Mission, Portland, Hoboken, or Boulder hipster faction?