$10 drink… yeah, fuck that. That’s two meals. If I bought girls at trendy bars “ice breaker” drinks I’d be in serious debt. a $1.50 or $2 beer on the other hand? Take two, I probably bought 6 and can’t even carry them all.
Best? Hardly. These things cost about $2 to fix — anything. I crunched my trackbar, control arms, control arm mounts, and tie rod. $450 fixed at a shop. The 4.0L eats gas and oil, drive til it explodes at 260k mi and get a $1k rebuild, or go stoker for $2k.
I’m more interested in what we could do on top of laundry appliances. In contrast to popular opinion, as a classy guy, I’d cook for you because I’m not one to let a woman ruin my sole decent meal of the day. In the end, all I need is a woman who is willing to memorize locations of all the necessities at whole foods so you can blast through there while I listen to the hockey game in the truck.
But on a serious note, I have a wrangler, if you want to live out your Barbie and Ken fantasy somewhere in West Texas. I’ll even wash off the mud so you can wear white before we lose a heal in the mud.
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If you want a fat tax return, buy a house.
If hot women were car salesmen I wouldn’t mind getting raped for my trade in.
What century do you live in? Spotify.
They shouldn’t, because murder may occur.
I live by one rule: if doing something to excess wont make you puke, it’s not worth doing.
25-26 = rebound problems?
Not really, if I’m enjoying giving myself lip cancer.
Use the office can opener on that empty soda can on your desk and pouch away, all day. I doubt this is actually part of YOUR routine though.
Where do you rent a wife?
$10 drink… yeah, fuck that. That’s two meals. If I bought girls at trendy bars “ice breaker” drinks I’d be in serious debt. a $1.50 or $2 beer on the other hand? Take two, I probably bought 6 and can’t even carry them all.
Said no woman ever.
10-30ish, depending on clarity and band.
False. I definitely swipe left on minorities.
I think I love you.
As if anyone but the top 10% of grads from the top 20 law schools had stellar prospects to begin with.
Best? Hardly. These things cost about $2 to fix — anything. I crunched my trackbar, control arms, control arm mounts, and tie rod. $450 fixed at a shop. The 4.0L eats gas and oil, drive til it explodes at 260k mi and get a $1k rebuild, or go stoker for $2k.
4.0L Jeeps don’t die.
I’m more interested in what we could do on top of laundry appliances. In contrast to popular opinion, as a classy guy, I’d cook for you because I’m not one to let a woman ruin my sole decent meal of the day. In the end, all I need is a woman who is willing to memorize locations of all the necessities at whole foods so you can blast through there while I listen to the hockey game in the truck.
#iPhone problems. Did you learn on your e-z bake oven?
But on a serious note, I have a wrangler, if you want to live out your Barbie and Ken fantasy somewhere in West Texas. I’ll even wash off the mud so you can wear white before we lose a heal in the mud.
It’s all good until you take my 9 iron to my BMW.