I didn’t know there was an acronym for vodka fueled make out sessions. Now I do.
Is there an acronym for when a girl pop drops and locks it a little too hard right into your crotch causing you to heave your gum into her hair, thereby forcing you to casually walk away? If there is, I would like to know what to title my book.
If you’re sitting with a group of a bunch of your friends, yes, you should come to us. It’s completely OK for us to ditch our guy friends to talk to a girl. One of us coming over to you in that situation usually leads to instant evisceration by the mildly attractive to unattractive mom of your group that for some reason wants to protect whatever dignity you have left after freshman year.
And you frequented it? What does that say about your standards? If someone doesn’t have at least a queen or has a roommate (and they’re not in college) they need to grow the fuck up.
Don’t get AIDS, FUCK THE POLICE, and the day is good if it does not require an AK are the only lessons to be learned from the entire genre. God bless the NWA.
Please do get hammered drunk and talk to us. If you’re attractive we’ll always give you a chance. Plus, girls inevitably roll with their posse. Like hell any guy wants to wade into that mess and interrupt the annoying girl trying to tell her boring ass story.
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Iron Sky
Thankskilling
Nazis at the Center of the Earth
Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies
2-Headed Shark Attack
Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus
Washington DC? Uh, I would murder someone.
*Mecurio
Paul Mercurio from RedEye
These are all too difficult with the amount of beer I plan on drinking.
As a muggle born, I wholeheartedly agree.
I raged so hard afterwards at every place we were planning to visit together she defriebded me. But with mutual friends, I still see her stuff.
You just 1 uped that yourself. Stroking more than your ego I see.
I didn’t know there was an acronym for vodka fueled make out sessions. Now I do.
Is there an acronym for when a girl pop drops and locks it a little too hard right into your crotch causing you to heave your gum into her hair, thereby forcing you to casually walk away? If there is, I would like to know what to title my book.
That’s not her picture…
“I woke up the next morning and immediately realized what needed to be done.”
Her. Again. So what if your parents find out you’re definitively not gay?
It’s 100%.
Except that you have a twin bed… $750, sack up. http://www.costco.com/Pacifica-Queen-Bed.product.100004268.html
If you’re sitting with a group of a bunch of your friends, yes, you should come to us. It’s completely OK for us to ditch our guy friends to talk to a girl. One of us coming over to you in that situation usually leads to instant evisceration by the mildly attractive to unattractive mom of your group that for some reason wants to protect whatever dignity you have left after freshman year.
And you frequented it? What does that say about your standards? If someone doesn’t have at least a queen or has a roommate (and they’re not in college) they need to grow the fuck up.
Don’t get AIDS, FUCK THE POLICE, and the day is good if it does not require an AK are the only lessons to be learned from the entire genre. God bless the NWA.
Please do get hammered drunk and talk to us. If you’re attractive we’ll always give you a chance. Plus, girls inevitably roll with their posse. Like hell any guy wants to wade into that mess and interrupt the annoying girl trying to tell her boring ass story.
No.
A beer and a handle of… shit, Asian’s have good taste in whiskey… so crown? are on me.
While probably an asshole, Tim is a lucky bastard for dipping into that demographic.
In a way, he’s probably better off.