You’re 13.3 (repeating, of course) percent of the way to making up for how disappointed I was when you mentioned you liked Dave. Keep them coming, and fuck Dave.
San Francisco? Beautiful and perfect? I enjoyed the yoga pants and dutch crunch (also AT&T park is pretty nice), but everything else in that city is the absolute worst and you can find plenty of yoga pants and dutch crunch from Palo Alto to Los Gatos anyways. Hell, even your football team left.
The worst store I ever set foot in was a Walmart in California, followed near as no difference by a Costco and Target in California. As they say in real estate, location, location, location. You just live in a town with a bunch of shitbirds.
I start out with the Friday look on Monday… by the end of the week it gets bad. Today, gym shorts, a t-shirt, and slippers (hey, it’s not cracking 50* yet and my feet get cold).
Both of these places suck donkey dick. LA just sucks it slightly less. No horrid humidity and better weather instantly win if you’re living amongst filth either way.
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You can do all the positive things at Costco while filling up on free samples. Also, you can live off their $1.50 hotdogs and alcohol selection.
So Mike, you’re telling us it would have been better had she cheated on you, because science of course?
You’re 13.3 (repeating, of course) percent of the way to making up for how disappointed I was when you mentioned you liked Dave. Keep them coming, and fuck Dave.
San Francisco? Beautiful and perfect? I enjoyed the yoga pants and dutch crunch (also AT&T park is pretty nice), but everything else in that city is the absolute worst and you can find plenty of yoga pants and dutch crunch from Palo Alto to Los Gatos anyways. Hell, even your football team left.
The worst store I ever set foot in was a Walmart in California, followed near as no difference by a Costco and Target in California. As they say in real estate, location, location, location. You just live in a town with a bunch of shitbirds.
DMB, OutKast, Coachella, and culture — pick the one that doesn’t belong.
Trying to root out your Jewish brethren in PGP’s viewership in the comments? I’m on to you.
Everyone song sounds like the same sort of terrible.
Housemates -> 1Br Condo -> Housemate
Pro:
– super loud sex in every room = awesome.
Con:
– 99.9% of the time you’re not having super loud sex in every room you’re bored out of your mind.
Single me chooses housemate(s) and relationship me chooses my own place.
When does it get funny?
Because you can buy it at the store and it’s delicious?
I try to travel somewhere once a month so the clothes littering my floor make it into a travel bag. Into the closet is beyond all hope.
It’s a Lyft, he’ll wait for us to shotgun one on the sidewalk. Grab me a roadie too.
There’s nothing wrong with shitty beer. Take it back.
#10 – Rock on.
Less all the “I want to kill myself” ones, this app is a fantastic time waster.
Standard attire for many non-client facing engineering positions, actually. Enjoy playing dress up.
I start out with the Friday look on Monday… by the end of the week it gets bad. Today, gym shorts, a t-shirt, and slippers (hey, it’s not cracking 50* yet and my feet get cold).
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
Both of these places suck donkey dick. LA just sucks it slightly less. No horrid humidity and better weather instantly win if you’re living amongst filth either way.