Dear long distance person, the fact that y’all didn’t make plans to see each other once a month is what killed it, and it sounds like there were never set plans for y’all to move to the same place.
Fully on board with this. I’ve got my old minifridge as a side table in my room. I get a place to keep my glasses ice cold and my good beer and wine hidden away from when people are over. In addition, white noise and a good place to put my laptop after I’m done netflixing
You gotta find a hobby that isn’t drinking. Writing is a good one, but it seems to me you need to drink to have something to write about. Find that thing you could spend all weekend doing instead of drinking. Something you’re passionate about. Go out, try random shit.
He gave us “on a break” Todd, which is honestly what we would get from single Todd. First few weeks he’d turn down the opportunities because he missed the protagonist. Then we’d get a bunch of the same shit. Him going on dates, him striking out at the bars, him doing guys weekends where the guys end up texting their wives, him going to NOLA only to black out and drunkenly text the protagonist. As much as we want it, it’s the idea of it that’s better than the actual thing. Plus we already have a dysfunctional male equivalent that, once he settles down some, will just become what single Todd will be like, but more entertaining.
Clutch is fantastic people watching. I can confirm that the bathroom sucks for coke, but the tables are perfect. Amazing people watching, always douchey. If I need one of my friends to get laid, I tend to bring them there, the morals of the attendees are looser than those in Vegas.
I completely get the need for a cooler that keeps shit cold for a week, or at least a weekend, far better than a cheap one. I want to get ice on the way out, then never worry about a warm beer when I pull one out day 4 at the lake.
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You talk like you aren’t part of the most annoying fanbase of all, NASCAR.
You could still skip and come to the nickelback concert.
You missed one. Family Christmas card photos.
Dear long distance person, the fact that y’all didn’t make plans to see each other once a month is what killed it, and it sounds like there were never set plans for y’all to move to the same place.
Fully on board with this. I’ve got my old minifridge as a side table in my room. I get a place to keep my glasses ice cold and my good beer and wine hidden away from when people are over. In addition, white noise and a good place to put my laptop after I’m done netflixing
I’m ignoring this because you believe in putting the dollar sign on the wrong side, so anything you’ve ever said is now irrelevant.
You gotta find a hobby that isn’t drinking. Writing is a good one, but it seems to me you need to drink to have something to write about. Find that thing you could spend all weekend doing instead of drinking. Something you’re passionate about. Go out, try random shit.
Update. It was *fire emoji* lit AF *fire emoji*
Remember when I invited you to the ‘back concert and you declined? That’s karma.
Meeting the girlfriend’s parents tonight. #PrayForChilis
If you don’t place bets on your friends futures, are y’all really friends?
They’re sold out of wool socks though. Not sure if its Wool deFries or duda who bought them out
Are you saying Joffrey wasn’t a true king?
He gave us “on a break” Todd, which is honestly what we would get from single Todd. First few weeks he’d turn down the opportunities because he missed the protagonist. Then we’d get a bunch of the same shit. Him going on dates, him striking out at the bars, him doing guys weekends where the guys end up texting their wives, him going to NOLA only to black out and drunkenly text the protagonist. As much as we want it, it’s the idea of it that’s better than the actual thing. Plus we already have a dysfunctional male equivalent that, once he settles down some, will just become what single Todd will be like, but more entertaining.
I was between Clutch, Concrete, or LEVEL, the new bar where sixth used to be. I’ve heard well liquor is $10 there.
Clutch is fantastic people watching. I can confirm that the bathroom sucks for coke, but the tables are perfect. Amazing people watching, always douchey. If I need one of my friends to get laid, I tend to bring them there, the morals of the attendees are looser than those in Vegas.
Add more beer or have a 150 qt cooler. It seems like overkill in size, but it becomes useful.
I completely get the need for a cooler that keeps shit cold for a week, or at least a weekend, far better than a cheap one. I want to get ice on the way out, then never worry about a warm beer when I pull one out day 4 at the lake.
Not yuppie enough.
Throw everyone off, post it on Thursday.