In that guy’s defense, I’d be sketched out at first by a bunch of people driving slow by my house or pulling up, parking for a minute then driving off.
People who play giant Jenga at a crowded bar are the absolute worst. That said, if it’s a spread out bar with room for it (shoutout to Social House in Dallas), it’s one of the best common drunk games to play and bring others into.
There is always this thing called going over to the other person’s place. I’ve been doing that and saving boatloads on rent (and food) by living at home.
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Roman Holiday, this skit by sid Ceasar (plus anything else he’s done is hilarious) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZR7yj-7SU8, and Young Frankenstein to start off with.
I laughed. Then cried. Then cried some more because I’m not even getting these sex positions in my life, or any sex at all.
Someone’s vagina is extra sandy today
In that guy’s defense, I’d be sketched out at first by a bunch of people driving slow by my house or pulling up, parking for a minute then driving off.
How can I pay someone to have them show up at my apartment and office? Perhaps make my desk a pokestop
Made the same mistake but with a gengar. Still bitter.
People who play giant Jenga at a crowded bar are the absolute worst. That said, if it’s a spread out bar with room for it (shoutout to Social House in Dallas), it’s one of the best common drunk games to play and bring others into.
It’s not a marriage, it’s a merger
Pop culture died in 2009
That’s his problem. Arena shows kinda blow. I’m at 18 concerts this year and the worst one so far was the only arena show.
According to coworkers, we had this problem before and had to have HR talk to him.
Your insta game sucks because you wear socks with sandals.
She probably had a dog.
I’ll take a lap, I got about three quarters of the way through the column then someone decided to ask me a question in a meeting
Fans are mostly bitter that you have to buy that game to get the remake of COD 4 and it wont even be the same game as COD 4 was.
Where do perfectly grilled steaks fall? I feel like I need to show off my work of art.
There is always this thing called going over to the other person’s place. I’ve been doing that and saving boatloads on rent (and food) by living at home.
Everyone knows Jos A Bank is the go to.
Look at the way he dresses. It wouldn’t surprise me if someone that dresses like a rich hobo can’t count.
You get sick from the sugar before you get drunk from Jello shots