The parents were gone every weekend, the rule was always have the house clean by the time they returned on Sunday. Even if we were up until 5 AM the night before, the house would be cleaned and glasses in the dishwasher by noon.
1) Margaritas, frozen or on the rocks? Gets a response probably 90% of the time
2) Matty B Raps, we need him to drop some fire. Also a podcast recorded from a Miata.
3) Why do Dave and Dillon want beef with me? Because I’m willing to throw fists before or after the MattyBRaps concert. Hell we can get on stage and beef mid-concert
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No. Go back home. Your apartment doesn’t even play toto on repeat
Huge fan of the length of this week’s edition and the number of puppers
I am never leaving my house ever again.
We get it, you’re engaged
That’s her nickname for Raquel’s life
I’M YELLING TIMBER
Apparently grandpa is too old to have fun anymore.
The parents were gone every weekend, the rule was always have the house clean by the time they returned on Sunday. Even if we were up until 5 AM the night before, the house would be cleaned and glasses in the dishwasher by noon.
Don’t hate on the vodka sprite.
1) Margaritas, frozen or on the rocks? Gets a response probably 90% of the time
2) Matty B Raps, we need him to drop some fire. Also a podcast recorded from a Miata.
3) Why do Dave and Dillon want beef with me? Because I’m willing to throw fists before or after the MattyBRaps concert. Hell we can get on stage and beef mid-concert
I’m one deadly animal away from never leaving my house
Oh look, another article where Delph lets us know he’s engaged.
2 steaks and some delicious ice water
Because it’s delicious and yes, at least once a weekend, twice if we can help it.
Did you dutch oven her post-coitus?
Apparently my beef is with Dave and Dale now. Gonna throw fists.
Good ole shakeology
As someone who got ripped a new one on the PGP reddit for not following up, I’m in agreement. See her again.
Have them find the worst rated netflix shows and give full column reviews of them
Update, this strategy worked well. Am drunk. Is bed. RIP head in the AM