Chocolate Chip cookies. I’m making the consultant who has made my life a living hell work tonight which means I have to be in the office too, but ruining his love life is better than fixing my own.
Its not that I can’t, its that I just don’t want to. I have other things I’m doing, especially since my bumble/tinder is only open at brunch so my friends can have fun on there at my expense.
One of my friends couldn’t wait for crawfish season, so I’m going to a crawfish boil in the middle of february. Might hit the hot tub after or get a pedi.
As with every Wednesday, I’m #Blessed to live in the same city as my grandparents, so I’m getting a free dinner. You should all be jealous of the sizzle I’m about to partake in.
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It’s bachelor monday, so we’re grilling steaks, as is tradition. This week, we’ve got some wagyu steaks that were mailed to us.
Fun fact, y’all were wrong, I’m a legal midget, I was just wearing stilts
1) Sabering a champagne bottle with a spoon
2) Ask me Another, a great NPR podcast
3) Best commenter you’ve met out in public?
I feel like we would get along well, unlike 2 Chainz and broke people.
Pregaming meeting y’all with margaritas paid for by my grandparents.
#RIP Chilis Guy, I will be missed
Labor Day. In Austin. Tell them to skip the shitty UT game and go float the river, or go do it that Sunday. This is basic shit you forgot about Dale.
Sorry, did I say beer? I meant the zoliest of all drinkz, zima
Then they pour beer in the fish’s mouth while it grills
So they’re bringing moments back, got it
Chocolate Chip cookies. I’m making the consultant who has made my life a living hell work tonight which means I have to be in the office too, but ruining his love life is better than fixing my own.
Its not that I can’t, its that I just don’t want to. I have other things I’m doing, especially since my bumble/tinder is only open at brunch so my friends can have fun on there at my expense.
One of my friends couldn’t wait for crawfish season, so I’m going to a crawfish boil in the middle of february. Might hit the hot tub after or get a pedi.
Producer Micah is hitting up the strip club buffet for their weekly “breakfast for dinner” thursday buffet.
I thought they fired you, damnit. #FireJayTas
As with every Wednesday, I’m #Blessed to live in the same city as my grandparents, so I’m getting a free dinner. You should all be jealous of the sizzle I’m about to partake in.
All of the time
Harold needs to be the next SPSOTD
Working until probably 1 AM thanks to having to complete projects outside of business hours, so probably jimmy johns.
People don’t use hinge anymore. Fuck that paid shit