Get the hell outta here, Houston is the worst city in this great state. You can smell it from an hour away, and the smell just gets worse as you drive in.
What do you worry about? Shirt sales? Frat stuff? Wild bears? Because I think y’all biggest concern should be the wild bear problem that’s plaguing our great nation.
These guys are getting paid up to 2K for a video of them jacking it, meanwhile I’m getting my number blocked when I send one of those to recruiters. Sorry I have an audition tape?
Have you ever tried Oyster Roulette where you have oysters from the 3 main coasts? Neither have I, but Chilis makes a great microwave pasta, especially if you throw some spices in there. Tasty as h*ck
I was going to roast you over this hot take, but I somehow find myself agreeing with you, although I’m going to say 1-3 months. After that, at least hit them with a “are you free for me to call, we need to talk” text. Of course, they’re going to say no and then you can do it over text (unless you’re an insane person like me who ends up talking to the same girl for 8 hours on the phone)
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Get the hell outta here, Houston is the worst city in this great state. You can smell it from an hour away, and the smell just gets worse as you drive in.
I fully expected this to be a breakdown of a Duda column
What do you worry about? Shirt sales? Frat stuff? Wild bears? Because I think y’all biggest concern should be the wild bear problem that’s plaguing our great nation.
Hooking up via Runescape. HSPM
These guys are getting paid up to 2K for a video of them jacking it, meanwhile I’m getting my number blocked when I send one of those to recruiters. Sorry I have an audition tape?
Yes you can. Ever heard of DiGiorno?
No more Jambalaya?
Have you ever tried Oyster Roulette where you have oysters from the 3 main coasts? Neither have I, but Chilis makes a great microwave pasta, especially if you throw some spices in there. Tasty as h*ck
I was going to roast you over this hot take, but I somehow find myself agreeing with you, although I’m going to say 1-3 months. After that, at least hit them with a “are you free for me to call, we need to talk” text. Of course, they’re going to say no and then you can do it over text (unless you’re an insane person like me who ends up talking to the same girl for 8 hours on the phone)
Someone find this man’s soundcloud
Virgin/Alaska, I’ve never had a bad flight, and at 6’4″, my legs aren’t shot afterwards, which is a nice change. Also live TV is awesome as h*ck
That lake view looks fantastic, but they should have a shiner in hand, because everyone else on that trip did.
Their policy denies boarding, not removal from one’s seat. Seeing as he has already boarded the plane, they forcibly removed, not denied.
Feel free to drop the link to your Texas playlist.
You’re seriously going to post about the puppy without posting pictures of it?
I feel like most bars in NYC don’t actually close at 4. Every time I’ve gone, I’ve ended up seeing sunlight when I leave the bar.
Lets be real, it’s probably not THAT Todd, she’s just trying to fuck with us.
OH. FUCK.
Not gonna lie, that Team Corn longsleeve is calling my name.
On Wednesdays we listen to James Blunt.