Getting excited when receiving a Target gift card because it’s a sensible and practical gift. PGP.

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

The less people I have to talk to in the morning, the better. PGP.

The weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas. PGP.

Planning your weekend on Monday morning. PGP.

WHY AM I STILL HERE? PGP.

“I just got a call that my apartment is flooded” -Everyone in my office who just left early. PGP.

So under qualified I didn’t even get a rejection letter. PGP.

The guy Merrill Lynch assigned to manage my IRA is one year younger than me. PGP.

Moses having a 40-year dry streak. PGP.