A grocery store gift card for your Christmas bonus. PGP.

A one-year subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club is $215. Griswold was an ungrateful SOB. PGP.

Naively thinking that college was the end of all-nighters. PGP.

Our boss must celebrate Festivus, because he definitely just led an Airing of Grievances. PGP.

My parents still have to co-sign on my apartment lease. PGP.

Someone brought a baby to my friend’s Christmas party. PGP.

May need to start doing a cost-benefit analysis for Christmas shopping. PGP.

Still haven’t bought Christmas presents for my family. PGP.

The bare minimum I do is starting to exceed expectations. PGP.

I did No-Shave November and no one noticed. PGP.