“Thank you for submitting your application to this position. Please do not respond to this email, as this account is not monitored.” PGP.

I got transferred 15 times in one call. PGP.

Still getting rejected after being flown-in for the final interview. PGP.

I would happily stay until 7 p.m. if I was allowed to come in at 10 a.m. PGP.

Kelly Kapowski is turning 41 today. PGP.

Chased my workout last night with a McDonald’s dollar menu extravaganza. PGP.

Now I get why people buy lottery tickets. PGP.

Seeing the “now hiring managers” sign at the drive-thru, and actually thinking about it. PGP.

Work. Reddit. Gchat. Repeat. PGP.

My boss’s 16-year-old kid drives a nicer car than I do. PGP.