Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Accidentally typed “Go tit!” instead of “Got it!” to a client today. PGP.

Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.

Currently doing someone else’s job who makes more than me. PGP.

Thinking about all the souls that have been devoured within these walls. PGP.

Almost slid off the road into a ditch due to snowy conditions, but don’t worry, I still made it to my office for my job that I can totally do at home on my computer. PGP.

The best part of my week was stealing a chair from the conference room. PGP.

I recently added Anheuser-Busch to my stock portfolio. Now my unbridled drinking habit is an investment. PGP.

I am one conference call away from a Romo-like meltdown. PGP.

Bookmarking PGP under “workstuff.” PGP.