Caught myself watching the local news and actually enjoying it. PGP.

Signing a card for someone in the office who you didn’t even know existed. PGP.

Low balance alerts. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

The new guy sits next to me so now I’m expected to be his best friend. PGP.

The quality of my Wednesday hinges on where some 17-year-old decides to go to college. PGP.

“Minimum of 3-5 years of related functional experience.” PGP.

I had cookie cake for dinner last night. PGP.

Freshmen in high school were born in 2000. PGP.

When your sister is your best friend on Snapchat. PGP.