Woke up early to pack my lunch. Forgot it on my kitchen counter. PGP

If I’m not going to be home by 10 I’m not going to do it. PGP.

I can recognize cars I’ve seen before by their license plates on my commute. PGP.

Promoted to a bigger office. Computer screen now faces the door. PGP.

I used to be cool… PGP.

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

Just got a promotion and a raise. I now make less per hour. PGP

I’ve been here for two months. I came to the horrifying realization today that no one here knows what the hell they’re doing. PGP.

Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.

The first 10 minutes of today’s conference call was about the weather. PGP.