Bought 20 shares of Powerball today. PGP.

Of all the things that usually crush my soul on a Wednesday, I never expected one of them to be Netflix. PGP.

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP

I don’t recognize half the last names on my newsfeed. PGP

Had to turn down a higher paying job today because I just started this one three weeks ago. #PGP.

“Other duties as assigned” being the only accurate part of your job description. PGP.

Took the scenic route to FedEx just to stay out the office longer. PGP.

Four hour drive there. One hour meeting. Four hour drive back. PGP.

New job gave me an actual office with a door. I’m most excited about getting to nap under my new desk. PGP.

I make my lunches the night before. PGP