Looking up your Tinder dates on LinkedIn. PGP.

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

Just one year out of playing D1 sports and I already have a dad body for the ages. PGP

I thought about law school until I googled how much it costs. PGP.

The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.

When going out for a beer actually means a single beer. PGP.

I hate everyone I work with. PGP.

I’m the only one in the office who can fix the copier when it jams. That’s real job security.

Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.

Walking briskly through the office to create an illusion of being busy. PGP