“Hey, have you checked out Google Maps today?” PGP.

Maybe I should go back to school for a master’s. PGP

My parents strongly suggested that I try online dating.

Life becoming a fine balance between Officespace, the Truman Show, and Groundhog Day. PGP

Taking vacations scrolling through Google Earth. PGP

When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.

Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.

I’ve decided to leave in my single gray hair to be taken more seriously around the office. PGP.

Frozen dinner for two, for one. PGP.

Feeling compelled to order water at lunch just because your boss did. PGP.