I am the only person in my group of friends that has to work today.

They’re not gonna let us leave early. PGP.

Someone at the office announced they were retiring today. I still have 40 more years. PGP

Decided to stay in because Uber had a surge.

I have to work today. PGP.

I almost went to the gym this morning. PGP.

I can’t stand those college kids. PGP.

I eat lunch in my car just to be by myself for a few minutes. PGP.

People assume I’m an IT guy just because I’m the youngest one here. PGP.

Took Saturday night off from going out. Woke up feeling good Sunday so I raged.